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		<title>Fall is here, winter is near&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.callmevain.com/2008/11/07/fall-is-here-winter-is-near/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 00:44:02 +0000</pubDate>
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The Fall 2008 issue of Vain Magazine is now available online and in stores. (We&#8217;ve lowered the cover price! That&#8217;s how much we love you.) Special thanks to guest editor Ben Tanzer of This Zine Will Change Your Life for helping make this issue our best yet.
If you&#8217;re thinking about submitting some work, you&#8217;ve got [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>The Fall 2008 issue of Vain Magazine is now available <a href="http://www.callmevain.com/store/">online</a> and in <a href="http://www.callmevain.com/where-to-find-vain/">stores</a>.</strong> <em>(We&#8217;ve lowered the cover price! That&#8217;s how much we love you.)</em> Special thanks to guest editor Ben Tanzer of <em><a href="http://www.thiszinewillchangeyourlife.blogspot.com/">This Zine Will Change Your Life </a></em>for helping make this issue our best yet.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re thinking about <a href="http://www.callmevain.com/submit/">submitting some work</a>, you&#8217;ve got until <strong>Black Friday (November 28th)</strong> if you want to be considered for our upcoming Winter issue. Send us your short stories, poetry, photography, drawings, collage, paintings, music, short films, or misc. scraps of beauty.</p>
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		<title>Vain Fall 2008 Music</title>
		<link>http://www.callmevain.com/2008/11/06/vain-fall-2008-music/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 07:50:06 +0000</pubDate>
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Right-click and &#8220;Save link as&#8221; to download, or press arrow to play:
“Midnight Monday and a Telescope” - The Cotton Jones Basket Ride
“Eatcyho Samwich” - Yea Big &#38; Kid Static
“Won’t Let You Down” - Fever Marlene
“Megadose (Heavy Club Mix)” - Karl Blau
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Music for the Fall 2008 Issue is now available online for free downloading.</strong></p>
<p><em>Right-click and &#8220;Save link as&#8221; to download, or press arrow to play:</em></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_midnight-monday-and-a-telescope_the-cotton-jones-basket-ride.mp3">“Midnight Monday and a Telescope” - The Cotton Jones Basket Ride</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_eatcyho-samwich_yea-big-and-kid-static.mp3">“Eatcyho Samwich” - Yea Big &amp; Kid Static</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_wont-let-you-down_fever-marlene.mp3">“Won’t Let You Down” - Fever Marlene</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_megadose-heavy-club-mix_karl-blau.mp3">“Megadose (Heavy Club Mix)” - Karl Blau</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_battle-hymn_canon-blue.mp3">“Battle Hymn” - Canon Blue</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_viva-discordia_that-handsome-devil.mp3">“Viva Discordia”  - That Handsome Devil</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_now-or-never_brendan-losch.mp3">“Now or Never” - Brendan Losch</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_smile_meshach-jackson.mp3">“Smile” - Meshach Jackson</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_eulogy_venna.mp3">“Eulogy”  - Venna</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_logan-square-rents-due_radius.mp3">“Logan Square (Rent’s Due)” - Radius</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_a-girl-and-a-graveyard_james-germain.mp3">“A Girl and a Graveyard” - James Germain</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_service-with-a-smile_thrifter.mp3">“Service With a Smile” - Thrifter</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/music/vain-magazine_issue-04_full-of-it_tim-hall.mp3">“Full of It” - Tim Hall</a></p>
<p><em>Want to be a Vain musician? <a href="http://callmevain.com/submit/">Submit your stuff</a> for our next issue.</em></p>
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		<title>Last call for Fall</title>
		<link>http://www.callmevain.com/2008/08/28/last-call-for-fall/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re starting to wrap things up for the upcoming Fall issue of Vain Magazine. Our guest editor is Ben Tanzer from This Zine Will Change Your Life. Look forward to his twist on our already twisted zine. If you&#8217;ve been thinking about submitting some work, this would be the time to do it. Send us [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-58" style="margin-left: 10px; margin-right: 10px;" title="ohsovain1" src="http://www.callmevain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/ohsovain1.gif" alt="" width="91" height="100" />We&#8217;re starting to wrap things up for the upcoming Fall issue of Vain Magazine. Our guest editor is Ben Tanzer from <a href="http://www.thiszinewillchangeyourlife.blogspot.com/"><em>This Zine Will Change Your Life</em></a>. Look forward to his twist on our already twisted zine. If you&#8217;ve been thinking about <a href="http://www.callmevain.com/submit/">submitting some work</a>, this would be the time to do it. Send us your poem. Your short story. Your photograph. Your song. Your sketchbook doodles. Your fingernail clippings. Whatever you&#8217;ve got, send it. We look at everything.</p>
<p><strong>Deadline for submissions is Tuesday, September 2nd. </strong>(Anything we get after that will be considered for our Winter issue.)</p>
<p>For those of you who are more interested in <em>reading </em>the fine submissions than creating them, we must apologize because <em>Vain has been flying off the shelves faster than we can send reinforcements!</em> It&#8217;s not too late to order a copy of the Summer issue or any of our back issues <a href="http://www.callmevain.com/store/">online</a>, or check out the full listing of <a href="http://www.callmevain.com/where-to-find-vain/">brick-and-mortar locations</a>. Maybe you&#8217;ll get lucky.</p>
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		<title>Summer Issue Released into the Wild</title>
		<link>http://www.callmevain.com/2008/06/13/summer-issue-released-into-the-wild/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 12:16:12 +0000</pubDate>
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Vain is proud to introduce the first handmade issue of Vain Magazine.  We’ve untangled all of our electrical cords, filed the massive heaps of paperwork once occupying our desks, and made room for a new printer, binder, and paper cutter.  And we’re more in love than ever with the outcome!
We&#8217;d also like to [...]]]></description>
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<p>Vain is proud to introduce the first handmade issue of Vain Magazine.  We’ve untangled all of our electrical cords, filed the massive heaps of paperwork once occupying our desks, and made room for a new printer, binder, and paper cutter.  And we’re more in love than ever with the outcome!</p>
<p>We&#8217;d also like to introduce our first featured short film.  Alexandra Roxo, writer, director, and producer of <em>Out of the Blue</em> has been a leading force for film in the Northwest.  It is an honor to feature her in our publication. Details can be found on page 35 of the summer issue.</p>
<p><strong>Listen to and download songs</strong> from Seattle artists Goat, The Torn ACLs, Jerin Falkner, and Switchblade and the Surgeon on our <a href="http://www.callmevain.com/2008/06/13/vain-summer-2008-music/">music page</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/store/current-issue/vain-magazine-summer-2008/"><strong>Order a copy of the Summer issue »</strong></a></p>
<p>Consider supporting Vain (and getting a great deal, by the way) by <a href="http://www.callmevain.com/store/current-issue/vain-magazine-1-year-subscription/"><strong>ordering a subscription »</strong></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.callmevain.com/submit/"><strong>Submit your stuff for our next issue »</strong></a></p>
<p>And don&#8217;t be shy &#8212; tell us what you think. <a href="http://www.callmevain.com/2008/06/13/summer-issue-released-into-the-wild/#respond">Leave a comment</a> or <a href="mailto:info@callmevain.com">email us</a>.</p>
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		<title>Vain Summer 2008 Music</title>
		<link>http://www.callmevain.com/2008/06/13/vain-summer-2008-music/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 11:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Music for the Summer Issue is now available online for free downloading.
Featuring:
&#8220;Fact of the Matter&#8221;, &#8220;Gloria&#8221;, &#8220;Valium&#8221; and &#8220;Siren Song&#8221; by Switchblade and the Surgeon
&#8220;Reputation&#8221; by Torn ACLs
&#8220;Ghost&#8221; and &#8220;Give Me a Chance&#8221; by Jerin Falkner
&#8220;Moon Rising&#8221; by Goat
Listen to and download tracks:

Want to be a Vain musician? Submit your stuff for our next issue.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Music for the Summer Issue is now available online for free downloading.</strong></p>
<p><em>Featuring:</em></p>
<p>&#8220;Fact of the Matter&#8221;, &#8220;Gloria&#8221;, &#8220;Valium&#8221; and &#8220;Siren Song&#8221; by Switchblade and the Surgeon<br />
&#8220;Reputation&#8221; by Torn ACLs<br />
&#8220;Ghost&#8221; and &#8220;Give Me a Chance&#8221; by Jerin Falkner<br />
&#8220;Moon Rising&#8221; by Goat</p>
<p>Listen to and download tracks:</p>
<p><br />
<em>Want to be a Vain musician? <a href="http://callmevain.com/submit/">Submit your stuff</a> for our next issue.</em></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Music for the Summer Issue is now available online for free downloading.

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"Fact of the Matter", "Gloria", "Valium" and "Siren Song" by Switchblade and the Surgeon
"Reputation" ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Music for the Summer Issue is now available online for free downloading.

Featuring:

"Fact of the Matter", "Gloria", "Valium" and "Siren Song" by Switchblade and the Surgeon
"Reputation" by Torn ACLs
"Ghost" and "Give Me a Chance" by Jerin Falkner
"Moon Rising" by Goat

Listen to and download tracks:


Want to be a Vain musician? Submit your stuff for our next issue.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Vain is in 19 states (and growing)</title>
		<link>http://www.callmevain.com/2008/04/24/vain-is-in-19-states-and-growing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You might be surprised how far you can go and still be near Vain. Current issues are available in California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, New Hampshire, New Mexico, New York, Oregon, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Alberta, Ontario, United Kingdom, and of course our beautiful home state of Washington.
View the complete [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>You might be surprised how far you can go and still be near Vain.</strong> Current issues are available in California, Colorado, Connecticut, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, New Hampshire, New Mexico, New York, Oregon, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Alberta, Ontario, United Kingdom, and of course our beautiful home state of Washington.</p>
<p>View the <a href="http://callmevain.com/where-to-find-vain/">complete list</a> of libraries and independent bookstores.</p>
<p><em>Feeling shy? We&#8217;ll still be happy to send you a <a href="http://callmevain.com/store/current-issue1/vain-magazine-1-year-subscription/">subscription</a>.</em></p>
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		<title>Vain Spring 2008 Music</title>
		<link>http://www.callmevain.com/2008/04/17/vain-spring-2008-music/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 10:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
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Music for the Spring Issue is now available online for free downloading.
Featuring:
&#8220;Another Like You&#8221; by Sean Fournier
&#8220;Caecilus &#38; Me&#8221; and &#8220;Left Hand&#8221; by Yes Means No
&#8220;Motorcycle&#8221; by Subscience
&#8220;Repetition&#8221; and &#8220;You&#8217;re It&#8221; by Tiny Tigers
&#8220;Set Alight&#8221; by Latent Image
Listen to and download tracks:

Want to be a Vain musician? Submit your stuff for our next issue.
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<p>Music for the Spring Issue is now available online for free downloading.</p>
<p><em>Featuring:</em></p>
<p>&#8220;Another Like You&#8221; by Sean Fournier<br />
&#8220;Caecilus &amp; Me&#8221; and &#8220;Left Hand&#8221; by Yes Means No<br />
&#8220;Motorcycle&#8221; by Subscience<br />
&#8220;Repetition&#8221; and &#8220;You&#8217;re It&#8221; by Tiny Tigers<br />
&#8220;Set Alight&#8221; by Latent Image</p>
<p>Listen to and download tracks:<br />
<br />
<em>Want to be a Vain musician? <a href="http://callmevain.com/submit/">Submit your stuff</a> for our next issue.</em></p>
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		<itunes:subtitle>Music for the Spring Issue is now available online for free downloading.

Featuring:

"Another Like You" by Sean Fournier
"Caecilus #38; Me" and "Left Hand" by Yes Means ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>Music for the Spring Issue is now available online for free downloading.

Featuring:

"Another Like You" by Sean Fournier
"Caecilus #38; Me" and "Left Hand" by Yes Means No
"Motorcycle" by Subscience
"Repetition" and "You're It" by Tiny Tigers
"Set Alight" by Latent Image

Listen to and download tracks:

Want to be a Vain musician? Submit your stuff for our next issue.</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Vain Spring Contests</title>
		<link>http://www.callmevain.com/2008/04/01/vain-contests/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Written Contests:
The Aesop Fable
Word limit: 700
In honor of one of the best storytellers of all time, Aesop, make sure you include a moral at the end of your tale. The winners will be showcased in the Summer Issue of VAIN.
The Vonnegut Satire
Word limit: 1000
Welcome to the Monkey House. Create a tale using humor, wit, intellect, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Written Contests:</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>The Aesop Fable</em><br />
Word limit: 700<br />
In honor of one of the best storytellers of all time, Aesop, make sure you include a moral at the end of your tale. The winners will be showcased in the Summer Issue of VAIN.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>The Vonnegut Satire</em><br />
Word limit: 1000<br />
Welcome to the Monkey House. Create a tale using humor, wit, intellect, and a little bit of sarcasm. Just how we like it. Winners will appear in the Summer Issue of Vain.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Art/Photography:</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>Black/White:</em><br />
Use your artistic skills to juxtapose two facets of the world. Winners will be judged based on the message that comes through. Winners will appear in the Summer Issue of Vain. BLACK AND WHITE ONLY.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Other:</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><em>Zine Fest</em><br />
Page limit: 20; Page size: 5.5in x 8.5 in, BLACK AND WHITE ONLY<br />
Hard copies must be sent to Vain in order to be considered. Copies will not be returned. Winners will have parts of their zine appear in the Summer issue of VAIN. The full issue will appear on www.callMEvain.com and be available for download. Winners will also be able to work with VAIN staff as an honorary staff member for the Fall issue, that is, if they are interested.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>ALL SUBMISSIONS DUE APRIL 30, 2008</strong><br />
ZINES MUST BE POSTMARKED BY APRIL 30, 2008</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Send submissions to:<br />
Vain Magazine<br />
915 13th Ave #D<br />
Seattle, WA 98122</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Email:<br />
submissions@callMEvain.com</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Upload:<br />
<a href="http://callmevain.com/submit/"> www.callMEvain.com/submit</a></p>
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		<title>Spring Samples</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vain Magazine Issue 2 (Spring 2008) is being printed. Feast your eyes on these sample spreads from the upcoming issue:



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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vain Magazine <strong><a href="http://callmevain.com/current-issue/">Issue 2 (Spring 2008)</a></strong> is being printed. Feast your eyes on these sample spreads from the upcoming issue:</p>
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<p><img src="http://callmevain.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/spread2.jpg" alt="Spread 2" class="content" /></p>
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		<title>Rolling</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
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NOW Accepting all SHORT FILMS!
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Vain is currently expanding our artistic realm.  We are now accepting all short films for submission.  Send all videos to var username = "info"; var hostname = "callMEvain.com";document.write("" + username + "@" + hostname + "") -or- if you wish to send in a DVD via snail mail, please [...]]]></description>
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<p align="center"><font size="5">NOW Accepting all SHORT FILMS!</font></p>
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<p align="left">Vain is currently expanding our artistic realm.  We are now accepting all short films for submission.  Send all videos to <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript">var username = "info"; var hostname = "callMEvain.com";document.write("<a href=" + "mail" + "to:" + username + "@" + hostname + ">" + username + "@" + hostname + "<\/a>")</script> -or- if you wish to send in a DVD via snail mail, please request a mailing address from <script language="JavaScript" type="text/javascript">var username = "info"; var hostname = "callMEvain.com.";document.write("<a href=" + "mail" + "to:" + username + "@" + hostname + ">" + username + "@" + hostname + "<\/a>")</script>  Time limit for all films is 15 minutes.</p>
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<p align="center">*** DVDs sent via mail will not be returned.</p>
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